What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What do dreams about dead people mean?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

As a teacher, what's the most inappropriate experience you've had with a student?

Live and Let Die

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

Why is Eric Clapton so roundly disliked among guitarists?

-”Ah so!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why is my elder sister so mean?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What would Spanish sound like if only latin and Greek words were used, like some romance analogy to anglish?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can an astrologer predict that someone is in a physical relationship before marriage?

A View to a Kill

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why are Indians so influenced by the Western culture, when the Indian tradition has so much to give?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Moonraker

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.